Intervention!

"I've got Obama right where I want him"

Did I say "Kick". I meant to say "Lick"!

I'm not sure this one NEEDS a caption. It DEFIES captioning. It's amazing that someone seeking office could strike such a goofy pose, even if he were trying to be comical. He's out-stupiding George Bush in the "Look Stupid" competition. The photo speaks for itself and says "pathetic".

Say no more.

Is this how I kiss the ass of the next President?

The Tale of the Young Prince and the Ugly Frog!

Don't tell the base, but he is pretty cute.

As John stands up, he quickly realizes something has gone terribly wrong in his "depends".

I can haz gluvz off
whipping that one's
you-know-what!

=)

Oh no, not a heart attack now, I was so close....

"John shows his support for Sarah's Special Needs For Children plan by imitating her *grandson* Trig, who incidentally, prefers Barack."